Dad says I cuss too much.
Man, pirating software is hard work. I have like a whole new respect for message board assholes. I made Mom play the first chapter of Phoenix Wright the other day. She yelled inscrutable legal stuff at...
View ArticleNo human person ever hated PHP safe mode as much as I do.
And I didn’t even understand what it was this morning. I’ve been thinking of moving my websites over to Nearly Free Speech, because I’m kind of sick of A Small Orange’s downtime issues. But it turns...
View ArticleI hope you die on the second disc.
I rescind the stuff I said about Golden Sun. It doesn’t have the worst dialog of any RPG ever. Luminous Arc does. Luminous Arc is what you’d get if you tripled the banality and length of Golden Sun’s...
View ArticleI hope there’s a shounen manga about fighting evil cell phone conglomerates.
I just spent five hours trying to get a cell phone, and failed. I will secure my disgust safely behind a cut so as not to add unnecessarily to the general toxicity of the internet. I went into the...
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It’s weird being in the Western hemisphere.
People actually update their blogs while I’m awake here. I can’t get used to it. Today I was in a doctor’s waiting room while Papaw got his eyes looked at (sibling who isn’t here – he can officially...
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“I suck at being tragic.”
My laptop’s broken and the back-up drive Mom ordered me is late showing up and they cast a bunch of white kids for the Avatar movie (and actually I don’t acknowledge its existence, so forget I said...
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What Happened Today (or, yesterday, by now)
* I wake up way too early because the house is freezing. * There is a holiday-related thing I need to do before one of my sisters wakes up – this would be a good time to do it. I forget, turn the heat...
View ArticleTurns out it is kinda cold out.
I have successfully purchased pots, pans, dishes, towels, toiletries, and much of the other general moving-type stuff. I’m going to wait until I get my first paycheck before getting anything more...
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My new rice-cooker has a digital timer, settings for three different types of rice, power-saving features, and much more pleasant colors than the old one. It lacks only one feature: the ability to tell...
View ArticleBruce Schneier would have harsh words.
In reference to the day I decided to look into drinking as my new hobby: On Friday morning before worked I walked to the post office to withdraw some cash at an ATM, and was told that I was overdrawn....
View ArticleSo I watched Sita Sings the Blues
and got myself all worked up about something tangential: For a guy who claims that video games can never be “high art”, Ebert seems to have a pretty high opinion of a film that owes a lot to 2D game...
View ArticleI hate you all.
Cut for hissy fit. Mr. Weepy, Miss Minnow, Spaztastic, and Blue were all awful today (Blue is never bad) and it was their parents’ faults, and I wish to destroy said parents utterly. If you refuse to...
View ArticleMy employer sometimes deliberately attempts to anger me.
You would think he would have other things to do.
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Three Things Post
1) Olfactory Rescue Service – A frequently-updated blog of really detailed incense reviews. No, these guys are crazy. BPAL people may want to look at it? (Because BPAL international shipping is...
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Because I desire that all human beings be as grumpy as am I.
Please enjoy these demonstrative images relating to the Avatar casting, via kate_nepveu, originally from RaceBending.com.
View ArticleI give thanks for my ability to waste time yelling at internet people.
This is the best stupid Second Life argument I’ve ever been in. I’m just pleased with how my last sentence there turned out. And the intended recipient will never read it! She is too busy being wrong...
View ArticleARGH EBAY
Bring back negative feedback for buyers RIGHT NOW. Auction Title: Pokemon The Movie 2000 DVD – No Box Gray Feedback Left By Stupid Stupid Stupid Idiot Buyer: i didnt know that it was only the cd with...
View ArticleWarning: Ill-natured post.
So I’ve been looking at the message board for a Facebook game. I know that I yelled at my cold cream the other day, and I made libelous remarks about Octavia Butler due to my displeasure at her having...
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